Sunday, 12 April 2015

Back up - she's gonna BLOW!

Or at least that's how I feel...

I'm now 38+2 which I know is hardly 'overdue' but my God am I feeling it!  Baby has decided that there is not enough room in my tummy, so has decided to stick his feet behind my ribs and periodically give me a kick for good measure.

That said, there are times when I'm quite happy not to be in labour - the sun is shining today and we've been able to play in the garden (when I say "play" I mean I've been sitting with a cup of tea watching the kids run around with no clothes on, and reluctantly rescuing one when they come a cropper). 

So I thought I'd outline my position CLEARLY to this little one, so he knows exactly when to come.

TO: Baby
FROM: Mummy
DATE: 12th April 2015

SUBJECT: Permission to disembark

9-12 am.  This is fine, perfect labour time.  Quick and painless please.

12 onwards.  Afternoon labour is acceptable, if not ideal.  Please make sure you submit your intention in writing at least 24 hours in advance.

5pm onwards. Labour is BANNED, particularly in the wee small hours when I need my sleep.

Also banned: beautiful sunny days, days when mummy has a cold or feels under the weather, days when the cupboards are bare, days when mummy just doesn't FEEL like it.

Failure to adhere to the above will result in a fixed penalty fine of 5 kisses...

In all seriousness, anytime now would be good!

1 comment:

Cath said...

Yes, I am being very nosey but...any news??! Hope you are all well.

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