Thursday, 12 September 2013

Ode to My Saggy Bod

Ode to My Pregnant Body

Oh bottom, thou art growing!

Oh legs thou doth expand!

Oh ankles, thou art swollen,

From petite size, to grande!

Oh knees, thou seemest wrinkled,

Oh feet, thou art now flat,

Oh saggy one, thou once were slim,

But –face it – now you’re FAT!

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